"Don’t shoot your entire load right away"
— Direct Marketing, San Diego State University
"If one end can be violated then maybe the other…."
— Probability and Statistics professor, San Francisco State University
"Ok, now we are drawing men. Just make them bigger everywhere and if you doubt yourself, just make it even bigger."
— Art Center College of Design
"As a teacher you have to know how to stimulate people to keep them awake"
— Calculus 2 professor, Laney College
"It always comes from the back side."
— Organic Chemistry, Methodist University
"It has to be HOMO-LUMO. It’s impossible to have HOMO-HOMO interaction."
— Organic Chemistry, Methodist University
"Make sure to put enough lube on it."
— Organic Chemistry (lab), Methodist University
